Late Night Blues

Its 4.35am and i cant fall asleep. So I just finished watching a documentry called Uganda Rising. Very informing and sad Doc. so time for some music video and some food to cheer me up cos am starving. But once again dragons inn came to my rescue and guess what, they got new chairs ova there lol. shout out to my thirsty fish tryin to drink some mountain dew. P.s her name is Sheytemah. Probly gonna post up some videos I like

Bored

I feel like smoking, playing Call Of Duty 2 Modern Warfare and play this song on replay. Lmao and How fucked up is it that Pineapple express is showing on the TV. lol

Fuck Wacka Flocka Flames

This is refreshing.

TOL (Thinking Out Loud)

Last week my boy put me on this documentary called Welcome To Lagos. Youtube it and watch the 2 episodes. It is the most humbling thing I have seen in a while and after seeing it, I went on my knees and thank God for all that he has blessed me with. Growing up as a child, I never had a father around but fuck it, I never needed one because my mom was Lebron she played both roles (lebron has offense and defense). And she had the 2 best supporting cast, my 2 lovely sisters A.K.A Carmelo and Howard and some role players, my aunts A.K.A The rest of team USA. So you see they were a dream team. From when I was born till this date, I don’t remember lacking anything I needed. I don’t remember missing a meal because there was nothing to eat or any other thing. I wasn’t a spoilt child so anything other extra I need, I had to get it some other way, either by getting good grades and getting rewarded or waiting till Christmas or birthday or begging my sisters. When I got into secondary school, I had to learn new hustles, I remember I used to help pple copy their notes for a fee, do laundry for a fee, buy contrabands and sold them for profits, things like that just to make extra money to get whatever extra I wanted because there was no way my mom was gonna give me money to throw around. Up till this day I hustle to satisfy my wants because growing up my uncle told me that you become a man when you can depend on yourself only and get what you want, when you want it through hardwork. A man is not the guy with a gun in his hand on the block, a real man is that dude who has to wake up every morning, get out of bed and head to work so that he can provide for himself and his family. I said this because if you watch the documentary, it tells the story of a group of pple who don’t have much but still grind everyday for a better life for themselves and family. It’s not a easy task but you can see the happiness in their faces. After watching it, I see I have to reason to complain because there are millions of pple out there who would kill to be in my shoes. Because All Blessing comes directly from God and only the mistakes are mine. Am merely a man trying to serve God and any position He puts me in, I accept it and do the best job I can at it.

Bored

Sorry for my absence for a minute, had to catch up with my life after the semester. Weekend wasnt that bad, although windsor is like a ghost town right about now but thanks to the new friend i made and the almighty CALL OF DUTY 2 MODERN WARFARE I have been kinda busy. So yea over the weekend I heard a new African restaurant was opened in town, so my man and I decided to go check it out and I was fucking hungry like a muthafucka so I made some calls and got the address, Erie and Howard and am thinking, isn’t that the same spot that Mediterranean restaurant use to be with the shitty food lol, anyways we drove off towards that direction and the spot was packed as fuck and everyone was dressed up so am thinking like this is some formal shit and am wearing a white tee, not in no form dressed for this occasion so we decided to find out if we can order for to go and just get something to take home. Now there is this dude sitting by the door wearing his 1500 A.K.A Agbada looking clean like a detergent with a guest list. So he saw us by the door and came over and invited us in but we turned down his invite and ask if we can order takeaway and dude says they don’t offer that and today is their grand opening and all that blazeeblazee so I asked to see the menu. They got the regular jollof and fried rice and wat not and pounded yam and they soup but I also saw some odd stuff like mealie soup, WTF is that and a couple other strange items. And this man said also they don’t deliver. WTF. First of all there are a lot of things I see wrong with this restaurant already. First the location. This spot is at fucking Erie and Howard. So I live by the campus like most students and the price of a cab there is on average $12 one way. If you drive, it’s a journey just to go get food when there are tons of Chinese restaurants and chau’s kitchen (yes chau’s aint no fucking Chinese restaurant. Have you eva seen a china man in there or some white kid? Only negros eat there), harveys, Pizza spot, subway, McDonalds, kfc, Jubba, pho xic-lo and the list goes on. There are also a lot of restaurants downtown which is on ur way there. I say all this because majority of the africans who live in Windsor live on the Westside which is the opposite side of town cos this restaurant is in the central part. Second the demographic they trying to cater to or should be catering to are the students because students tend to eat out more than these families out here (why eat out when there is a wife at home who should better know how to cook) and erie street is too far of a mission for a student to get food, cost wise and time. Where they no place for lease around the Westside preferably 5 block radius from campus? Third their service better be on point, I don’t wanna have to wait an hour for my food, proper restaurant etiquette says you should keep the customer waiting for his or her food longer than 15 mins and during this wait, drinks or appetiters should be served. The only reason I still fuck with dragons inn although they bitches with no manners ova there is that they don’t keep you waiting for your food and the food is proper. A bunch of these nigerians restaurants have come and gone because they don’t fucking understand the meaning of being on time. They take their bloody time to get ur food to you and sometimes the quality of the food is horrible and I think they do this cos they believe they doing you a favor but instead this is fucking business, don’t waste my time for 2 hrs just to bring my food and I ordered fucking pounded yam and egusi soup not semovita and a lil egusi soup with lots of stew inside a plastic bag. If the soup spilled on ur way coming into the back, you turn around and go fix it and come back quickly not hand me the bullshit and tell me NO VEX, MA BINU. Am not fuckin Yoruba so speak English and you also taking advantage of the fact that am Nigerian and of course wouldn’t disrespect you cos my mom raised me better but Lord know that if it was some other restaurant I did give the delivery guy an earful. Also Erie street is lil Italy, it’s a European community with residents from Italy, Poland, Ukraine and all, so why would you think that would be a right location to have ur African restaurant? So next man tried to convince me that the owner is going for a classy feel. Lmao. Okay to me that doesn’t make sense, why because if I want to go for a nice dinner with the first lady, my options are, artist café at the casino or the steakhouse on Chatham or some fancy Greek or Italian restaurant on Erie street or the keg or moxie. Dinner outings fall under that too. If I want a good meal, I go to pho xic-lo or red papaya or JP or somewhere decent with a lil twist. The Nigerian restaurant can fall into this category but the distance is now a problem. My advice to them is to introduce delivery at a reasonable cost. I would not pay fucking 5 bucks for no fucking delivery. Dragons inn charge 3 dollars for delivery and sometimes I wonder if they deliver with fighter jets cos they arrive too fast and also have change on them. They don’t tell you ur food is 33 bucks and you give them a 40 and man opens his mouth and these bloody words come out I DON’T HAVE CHANGE, HOW ABOUT I OWE YOU AND THE NEXT TIME YOU CALL TO ORDER YOU REMIND US AND WE DEDUCT IT FROM YOUR BILL. First am neva calling back because if this bullshit you just pulled here and why you take a 30 and let me owe you 3 instead of you owing me 7 huh?
At the end of the day, I wish them all the best cos we sure do need a Nigerian restaurant in this city cos am tired of the bullshit that other woman is pulling and I wonder why she thinks she needs to be address as AUNTY wateva her name is, you are not in Nigeria anymore so cut that crap and when you do business you are either addressed by ur first or last name or a snap of the fingers. Lmao so my boy says he gives them till September to close their doors but I think they might last longer cos they look well planned and all. Oh well I just realized this shit is too long, but I like I said earlier, I just type as I think and sorry for wasting some minutes in ur poor life.

4/20

So today is 4/20 day. If you dont know what this is about yet then you should slap yourslef and Google. So last nite i began my 4/20 with a good blunt and some orange crush because i was too lazy to go to LCBO for some wine a.k.a Gallo but oh well I had no choice. And for the record, Crush taste like acid, this shit burns my inside everytime I drink it but I keep lying to myself that its a source of vitamin C lmao, instead it feels like death. But I just had to join in the celebration because and reason to smoke a blunt is okay by me, because I know its a bad habit, I dont give a fuck what any of y'all have to say but its bad. Society is against it, the Bible say its a sin for you to alter ur level of sanity ( dont quote me pls) and forgive me mom if you reading this. So yea that is All. P.S Pheonix is playing well tonight and why was Boston so Mean to Miami Tonight?

So I just finished an exam and although I didnt fail but am not impressed. Oh well on to the next one, so to ease my mind I took my landlady's dog Milo a.k.a the devil for a walk down by the river, trust me it was a beautiful day today. One of those days I wish I could walk around topless and enjoy the breeze, but I know i dont have the body for that and my name aint Rick Ross so i gladly leave my shirt on but then I noticed a new trend going on. WHY DO MOST GIRLS TEND TO FORGET ABOUT MORALS WHEN THE WEATHER GETS NICE. And am not talking about the short shorts or wateva am talking about foolishness these kids be wearing walking around thinking they look sexy. Bitch you do not look sexy, you look horrible. If you have a tight with a sac full of cellulite, pls i beg you with the name of God dont were short shorts or mini skirts, pls. I believe they make shorts that are like knee length and they look cute too. Also if you know deep down in ur heart that you dont have the body or legs for tights, pls i beg of you pls again dont wear them. They were not made for you. leave them alone. Tights were not made to replace jeans, so I dont see why you have to follow the trend not when you look like a whale in one. Dress according to ur body size pls and stop that nicki minaj shit you trying to pull. Sports weekend I saw alot of y'all but am gonna let that slide cos 90% of us there were drunk so u can pull the I Forgot The Rest Of My Outfit At Home. As for the lacefront issue, it looks good on some girls when its done properly and with a quality weave, But if you get one and you look at the mirror and u know ur soul is shakin its head calling you a fail and you still choose to leave your house with that dead rat on ur head. Do me a favour, go back into ur kitchen, get a very sharp knife and Cut Your Fucking Head Off. PLEASE.

P.S.A

Just for the record, i dont edit my blogs because I just let my fingers channel my thoughts and i dont edit my mind when i think, so forgive me for my errors and typos or you can EAT SHIT AND DIE (Kanye's voice)

Hunger

So i felt the need to eat something different this evening and just couldnt decide what to eat, so after 2 hrs of contemplating I ended up in McDonalds. Why? Because it was close to my location. So i get there and look up at the menu and now cant decide what to get. Finally I ordered two snack wrap with a bacon cheeseburger from the value menu and a large strawberry milkshake a.k.a the devil. I call this the devil because when i moved to Canada a few yrs ago, i lived behind a McDonalds, so you know how the rest of the story goes. 2 large strawberry milkshake everyday and in 6 months I gained 45lbs. But this night, it felt good and I havent had one in almost 3 yrs. Oh well am glad I had one today. P.s Why the fuck did my bill come to $10.01? Still doesnt add up, i think that fat kid @ mcdonalds ripped me off.

NBA playoffs

So the playoffs is here and sorry if your team didnt make it, maybe next year. First i would like to say sorry to my raptors fan, i warned y'all about that turkish idiot called Turkoglu, that fool is a bust. On to the next one. So my teams as usual are the Phoenix Suns and the Atlanta Hawks, and so far the Hawks and doing very wel and am waiting for the Suns game to come on because am trying to study and shit aint working and I need a reason to go on a break lol. And yea one more thing, FUCK Kelvin Garnett. That avatar is a bitch and I hate the way he walks around like he runs the league, start a fight and then run away. So good luck to all your teams and may the best team win.

The Commissioner

So this is my first try at making a blog. So am going to start by introducing myself. I go by The Commissioner, a.k.a Bosshogg, a.k.a Killathavirus, a.k.a Grizzle, a.k.a Fuck you pay me, lol i have gone by one of these names in my lifetime but right now am Da Commissioner. Am 6.5" tall, a few hundred lbs, wear size 15 us shoes, believe in God, love money, hate foolishness, love Good music, love taking pictures, love my family and my new family out here, believe in loyality, hate school, the list goes on. lol. So i just choose to start this blog to create space in my mind for new ideas and empty my thoughts on here. I do not intend to blog for your entertainment, but I do choose to do this cause i read other people's blog everyday and i find it interesting as i read their blogs about the most random stuff and learn new stuff. FUCK THIS. Just read if you want and I hope, unno if you find it interesting or not.